1. When he rides his bike, the earth spins faster. Or slower, depending on which direction he’s going.
  2. When he crashes, it can be measured on the Richter scale. Then he gets up.
  3. He doesn’t attack the Peloton, he rides it into submission.
  4. After finishing the Tour de France, he rode it again. Backwards.
  5. He doesn’t ride up a mountain, he takes the express elevator to heaven.
  6. It’s rumored he wins races he doesn’t even participate in.
  7. When he says ‘Shut Up’, his legs listen.

Jens Voigt. The Most Interesting Cyclist In The World.

Jens Voigt

Jens Voigt (Image Courtesy of Velonation.com:Jered Gruber)